For Mark- WHAT?!

From Gawker-

Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident

"Former New York "It" boy and Paper magazine blogger Fabian Basabe writes on his blog today that the supermodel turned TV personality, um, soiled herself at Fashion Week. Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents, and suddenly a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out. The reason? Tyra needed to change her clothes. Because of the incident. Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which makes him wonder if it's happened before. Obviously we have no real confirmation on this. I'm not really sure if Tyra Banks pooping herself is newsworthy, but maybe Basabe's continued usage of the icky term "messed herself" is? Apologies. [Fabian Basabe Blog]" (Gawker)

For my sisters who know this to be true...

And anyone else who has been pregnant and/or has witnessed... Pregnant Lady Face Morphing!

Oh J-Lo. This is so surprising. Maybe it's catching and Marc will flesh out a little too by osmosis.

For Liz who needs it...

And for Mark, love ya, who I miss. Enjoy the Fug Girl's tribute to our favorite interplanetary magical creatures.

What a day.

The smartest thing I did today...

was find and claim a long-forgotten jar of organic peanut butter in the office kitchen, sneak four Famous Amos chocolate cookies, crumble them in a cup with a tablespoon of peanut butter and nuke the bastard.

The dumbest thing I did today...

was forget my lunch at home. Grrrrrrrrr.