November 12, 2007

Nicole is trying to horrify me...


If you're interested in buying one of these for your dog, it's only $40 on Orvis. My God, this is disturbing. What propels someone to buy this?! (Sarah Jeanne, I just know you're copying the link down. Put down the pen. PUT DOWN THE PEN.)

The only scenario I can think of is your parents in town and you swore to them this time, you really do have a boyfriend and he's coming and how about they meet him at brunch but you made him up so maybe if you just put Fido in this cable knit fisherman's sweater and put him upright at the table, drooling and looking dapper...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e.

all he's missing are some little leather top-siders and a members only jacket.

Petrone said...

You just described Adam. Liz is not amused.