December 14, 2007

For anyone reared in the '90s...

I just wanted to say that it's 4:06pm and my Pandora Holiday Standards station has decided to throw Monica and Brandy's duet "That Boy is Mine" into the mix. Sandwiched in between Perry Como (somewhere my father is crying with pride that I'm actually admitting his version of Santa Clause is Coming to Town is actually superior to others) and Bing Crosby's "White Christmas."

What is Pandora trying to say? Are they inferring that the boy in the song is Jesus? Monica and Brandy are fighting over Jesus? That would be kind of hilarious actually... especially the music video. I need to call South Park asap.

For Tracy...

December 11, 2007

For V.I.C.

This is the most accurate portrayal of my roommate life with Victoria. Except that it's a beer commercial. And we're not guys. Irregardless...

December 10, 2007

For Melissa (Big Sister)

Scott Baio Marries Longtime Girlfriend

SATURDAY DECEMBER 08, 2007 10:35 PM EST

Renee Sloan and Scott Baio Photo by: Michael Buckner / Getty
Scott Baio Marries Longtime Girlfriend | Scott Baio

Scott Baio is 46... and married.

The former Happy Days star and legendary bachelor finally tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan in a rooftop ceremony at a luxury high-rise Saturday in Los Angeles.

The small religious ceremony was filmed for an episode for the second season of VH1's reality show Scott Baio is 45... and Single, which premieres next month.

Among the attendees: Sloan's 18-year-old daughter by a previous relationship, and according to sources, the newest member of the Baio family: the couple's newborn daughter, whose name has not yet been released.

Not long ago the idea of marriage was an anathema to the longtime Playboy Mansion regular.

"My parents were married 53 years, good and bad," the actor told PEOPLE recently. "Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can. I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody."

Baio and Sloan, a model and actress he dated in the late '90s after meeting at the Playboy Mansion, stayed friends, and reconnected romantically a couple of years ago.