For Vic, Amanda, Becks, Trendz and Buck too

Tickets for Coachella go on pre-sale in ten minutes! To celebrate this momentus occasion, I present to you "Great Dancing," submitted to me by Preston. Enjoy!

For Vic, Amanda, and Liz (in particular)

The Spice Girls Greatest Hits is streamed free on AOL this week. I'm listening to it right now. I really don't know what to say about these songs. There are so many things... first of all, if I didn't know what it was and you told me it was the soundtrack for a made-for-TV Disney movie, I would believe you.

Second of all, there's the private success of these girl-women (women who act like girls? Wogirls? I like that) Sporty Spice is INSANELY wealthy thanks to writing a bunch of super successful songs. We all know what happened to Posh (that would be Becks and her transformation into some other-wordly, fantastic being. Possibly sired by Karl Lagerfeld and Edina from AbFab. Let's face it- how can that combination be bad?) And Scary having Eddie Murphy' s baby. And there's that great version of "It's Raining Men". Thanks, Ginger. As for Baby, I guess we should just be grateful she seems normal and isn't one of Hef's girls. She fits the criteria all right.

Omg, 2 Become 1 is playing. I have to go.

This is for Amanda

Kylie and Danni Minogue have nothing on us...