The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
- HL Mencken
- HL Mencken
Geez, Google. It's not exactly like I turn to you for sunshine but still...
May 6, 2008
Whoa Google
What is up with the quotes today? Usually random, check out today's pessimistic puppies:
Geez, Google. It's not exactly like I turn to you for sunshine but still...
Geez, Google. It's not exactly like I turn to you for sunshine but still...
May 5, 2008
I Just Love It
when one image of me is enough to give a person the whole big picture of who I am. Picture this:
Me walking up the four flights of steps to my office. Eating a giant Mrs. Fields chipwich.
While walking up, huffing and puffing through bites of vanilla ice cream and chocolate-chippity goodness, I passed a woman who works in the office. We gave each other a "she who takes the stairs" nod. I realized this woman now knows everything vital about me.
She knows I shop at H&M.
She knows I prefer to take the stairs for weight/slight claustrophobia issues (why else does a woman take the stairs?)
She knows I think that my taking the stairs entitles me to a giant cookie. While I'm walking up the stairs.
I mean, really, what else do you need to know?
Me walking up the four flights of steps to my office. Eating a giant Mrs. Fields chipwich.
While walking up, huffing and puffing through bites of vanilla ice cream and chocolate-chippity goodness, I passed a woman who works in the office. We gave each other a "she who takes the stairs" nod. I realized this woman now knows everything vital about me.
She knows I shop at H&M.
She knows I prefer to take the stairs for weight/slight claustrophobia issues (why else does a woman take the stairs?)
She knows I think that my taking the stairs entitles me to a giant cookie. While I'm walking up the stairs.
I mean, really, what else do you need to know?
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