Whoa Google

What is up with the quotes today? Usually random, check out today's pessimistic puppies:

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
- Friedrich von Schiller

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
- HL Mencken

Geez, Google. It's not exactly like I turn to you for sunshine but still...